I rarely do these things (but don’t mind reading the ones from my friends, as it provides wonderful blackmail material), but was feeling snarky and open to an excuse to be distracted.

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1. D / Big D
2. Dane / D’Lish (the latter I am trying to get to catch on…Annie? Jon? Shannon? Katie?)
3. “Person of Interest” (legal cases only)

THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. VP of Marketing
2. Director of Business Development
3. Animal Porn Fluffer – Understudy

THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. New York City
2. San Francisco
3. In the bushes outside your bedroom window…BTW, I like what you are wearing today

THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
1. Fareed Zakaria GPS
2. The Office
3. High School Musical (what??)

THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. Sweden
2. Bahamas
3. Your Mom’s bed

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Italy
2. Prague
3. Your bed…or if I could at least use your bathroom and go through your medicine cabinet

THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
1. Sushi
2. A really good steak
3. The flesh of my enemies

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. Moving / Buying a new place
2. This weekend
3. World domination (insert maniacal laughter here) Hello? *cricket*

THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
1. Cat
2. Dog
3. A little Filipino boy named Pilar who makes my shoes

THREE FAVORITE BANDS
1. Tokyo Police Club
2. Vampire Weekend
3. Rockness Monster (my fictional Guitar Hero band….we’ll rock your face off with squeaky plastic toy guitars!)

FAVORITE TEAMS TO WATCH
1. SEMINOLES
2. SEMINOLES
3. The East Prussia Women’s Curling Team

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Double Grey Goose & Tonic
2. Coffee
3. Double Grey Goose & Coffee…rubbed directly on my gums.

THREE THINGS I LIKE TO DO
1. Read & Write
2. Do my talk show
3. Give my friends reasons to roll their eyes at my responses to ‘Three Things’